SOCIAL ISSUE: TOBACCO AND DRUG ABUSE

Hello CRAPAHOLICS! Read this and voice yours views.


Sniffing coke, inhaling opium, puffing rings of nicotine mixed tobacco.......
People, especially the young in the age bracket 15-25 who have taken to drugs and tobacco are
potential addicts! CRAPAHOLICS, I'm reminded of an sms sent to me by my friend. It read like
this..
Mr.A: Did you know that tobacco and drugs in any form could kill you slowly??
Mr.B: I know that pretty well. Bah.. Who wants to die soon!?!

I think the young people's mind is inspired(?) by that kinda attitude. Tell you what, that is the
attitude of a LoSeR! For it is losers who seek petty pleasures and go in for drugs. Here is something interesting, if I were given a chance to choose between dying slowly after acquiring all the possible diseases(thanks to smoking and drugs) or to die immediately(a clean death), I would go for the latter. Those who puff rings of smoke in the air are literally puffing their life away and also endangering the life of others who are near them. Did you know that passive smoking is more injurious to health?? KNOW IT!!

Smoking and drugs, in the small run might yield temporary pleasure, but when you realize that the substance is an addictive and got addicted, you are going to encounter some trouble in the long run. For there will come a stage when you'll crave for it and understand the sad reality that you have become a slave to the drugs. Don't get yourself wrapped in such a situation. Know that everything is a mind game, the tougher the mind, the better are your chances of a quick and stronger recovery. Like Eminem sings in his 'Lose Yourself' song "You can do anything you set your mind to, man". The next time somebody asks you to smoke, have the courage to refuse. Don't give in to the temptation. Some people think smoking is a sign of portraying oneself masculine and macho, but, I am saying that smoking is a sign of weakness. Not to take up smoking or the successful recovery from being a smoker is true masculinity! The best solution to quit smoking is to wear a T-shirt with words that advertise against smoking, and also being conscious of the fact that you are an anti-tobacco campaigner.

From now onwards I'm going to label smokers as Tissue Paper Lungs!Tissue Paper Lungs are potential soon-to-be corpses. I'm sorry, but sometimes statements can only be drilled into the mind with some rudeness. If I were to visit the funeral of a chain smoker who had died of lung cancer, I wouldn't be garlanding his cadaver, I'd rather stare at his Tissue Paper Lungs and say "that is one sorry corpse!" Lets face it, apart from the terrible grief and sorrow, people will eventually cite the reason for your death as smoking. Though I am being very rude and sarcastic, my motive behind writing this article is purely driven by concern for the fellow being.

Now I shall highlight what tobacco and drugs really are:
Drugs are Dangerous
Drugs are Damned stuff
Drugs are Disastrous etc. In general, they are harmful to you and your society.

Please.... Please stop using drugs in any form. SAY NO TO NARCOTICS! Remember, so many
PARASITES (Tobacco and other narcotics manufacturers) are thriving on human flesh. Stop
them. Eradicate them. Flush them out of your system.

CRICKET: GANGULY- A CAPTAIN UNPARALLED FOR INDIA!

For all those who thought Ganguly was crap, this one is for you.


Ganguly, the beleaguered Indian captain took charge of Team India when Indian cricket was
down in the ditch- thanks to the match fixing scandal. Let us not not forget what Ganguly's men achieved during his tenure as the captain of India.. It
was him who gave encouragement to the then almost faceless Indian cricket, soon after the
match fixing drama.
He motivated Team India with excellent leadership skills and went on to nearly clinching the
World Cup trophy- India lost to the Aussies in the World Cup final (2003).
Ganguly has ahieved what no other Indian captain had done before- winning the Test and the
One-Day Series against Pakistan, in Pakistan!! Ganguly's captaincy record in tests is unmatched
by any other Indian captain. A record 21 test victories!! He is thus far the most successful Indian
captain, without doubt. Anyone who denies it, is CRAP! Indian cricket with all its politics in
selecting the best players, gave Ganguly a kick in the A**, last year. Ganguly was shown the exit door the rude way. That is what I call CRAP.


For all you CRAPAHOLICS reading this, I have a question:Who is the real CRAP??
A) Ganguly B) The Indian Selection Committee C) Greg Chappell (remember the spat btw G and
GC?)

Have a CRAPy Day!!NN.

CRICKET CRAP!

Dravid's 100th Test- A terrible nightmare!

I really feel sympathetic to the Indian captain :-( What a way to celebrate his 100th test! A humiliating loss to England. What the hell went wrong?? The answer is sooo easy.. the decision to bowl first, on a batsmen's paradise pitch was what did us in.

Let us do some investigation :-) phss.. [i like postmortems!]

Now that India lost to an almost dead England team,we sure must see what went wrong?

The decision to put England in was like digging our own graves! Now, who the hell could have made that disastrous,nonsensical, CRAP kinda decision to put England in to bat first? Only two names come to my mind... A)Dravid B)Greg Chappell

Surely, a person like Dravid who was playing his 100th test and who has a better idea about Indian pitches couldn't have made a blunder like that, or so he seems like one who cannot make one!

Was it Greg Chappell? A person who has been hogging the limelight for the bad reasons and who has been romoured to be the real 'Indian Captain'.. Had he done it?? Tough question huh? Well I'd bet 10rs sayin that he must have asked Dravid to put England into bat first. Too bad... Dravid would have been pulling his hair out after the end of the test. God knows if he'd been cursing CRAP on GC :-) Now tell me everyone, is that cricket or cricket crap?!